whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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