Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So many bounce houses so little time
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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