I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
