i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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