now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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