you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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