can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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