Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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