is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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