that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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