my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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