is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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