They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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