Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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