i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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