No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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