My nipple is on Facebook.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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