Moan for me like Helen Keller
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i think i just lost a toe
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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