The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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