i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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