so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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