This is not my ceiling
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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