lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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