I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize