it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And then my night got REAL pukey
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He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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