You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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