Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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