So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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