i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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