Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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