hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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