I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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