my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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