He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there was a trapeze. enough said
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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