How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
