yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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