I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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