I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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