She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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