I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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