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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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