If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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