guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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