bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
FUCK WHALES
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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