Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
i out mim tonsoeep
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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