His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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