hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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