Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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