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Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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