This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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