There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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