I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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