four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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