Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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