Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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